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Adrian Paul:

Adrian Paul Naked

Information: Name: Adrian Paul Born: 1959-05-29 Height: 1.83

Filmography: Highlander (1997), Séance (2006), Nine Miles Down (2008), Relic Hunter (2001), Tracker (2001)

Gary Dourdan:

Gary Dourdan Naked

Information: Name: Gary Dourdan Born: 1966-12-11 Height: 1.88

Filmography: Fool's Paradise (1997), The Office (1995), CSI (2006), Lyric Cafe (2002), Dancing in September (2000)

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone ! PrydwenWelburnfq
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet ! EdinguArnoTS
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!" JordiAlhanHI
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder. MalcomBaldsK
Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in. PaschalAodhaighwf
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here ! WynwodeCarneySS
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine ! ChoovioFarryeG
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once. CurrBurkexS
Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache! DaceDealbeorhtfa
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper ! LuceroVerralljD